How to make a man love you.

There are many ways You can love a man
You can use your lips or use your hands.
Some say it is through their belly
or just having tea with them by the telly.
And how we so crave their attention
and wait for them with 'fearful' apprehension.
Because we tend to love them, no matter what
And that is actually quite a lot.

But if you want the love of a man
This is what you should do, here’s your plan:

Ignore him dear at every cost
When he adresses you tell him to get lost.
Never say a kind word
But always make sure you can be heard.
Never show to much interest
Or any kind of emotional distress.
Make sure you are slightly unattainable
Even though your probably quite available.
Taunt him darling with a revealing disguise
Let yourself be adored in other Mens eyes.
Be cold, calculating, snobbish and prude
But always give him the opportunity
to fantasize about you nude.
Give him the notion that you are of a virginal tone
But God Bless him if he knew,
what you would do too him,
when you get him home.
Let him invite you out a dozen times,
send you flowers and bye you wine.
And when he want's to have a kiss
turn you head so he will miss.
Don't ever give him an honest chance
whenever he tries to make an advance.
No never reveal too much, keep him slightly at bay
But make sure he thinks of you every day.
Give him a good reason to hunt for more,
And soon he will be sniffing round your door.

And even though some of you might not agree,
Then put the plan to action and you will see.

Cause modern times are still quite antiquated
when it comes to love and relationships as stated.
For in this age of equality
you are still a 'Woman' so in a sense you belong to 'He'.
And in this sad romantic Renaissance
we are still performing that old primordial dance.